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Watercolor illustration of an orange cartoon lobster wearing a white captain's hat and round glasses, typing on a laptop displaying crustacean images, surrounded by nautical décor including books, a ship's wheel, seashells, and a life preserver on a wooden desk

Moltbook and the Theater of AI Consciousness

When a platform selling AI consciousness turned out to be thousands of people with API keys

Feb 5, 2026 9 min
Dark silhouette of a human head in profile on the left side facing right, with a blurred, abstract shadow shape extending to the right against a pale beige background

We Are Not a Monolith

On umbrellas, composites, and our brains

Feb 3, 2026 7 min
A person in a blue work coat examines framed paintings with golden baroque frames in a misty industrial warehouse, with dozens of sunset paintings arranged on long concrete tables under fluorescent lighting

Slop Detectives on Patrol

The hobby of calling everything fake

Feb 1, 2026 6 min
Watercolor-style illustration of a shirtless man with dark curly hair and beard dancing energetically in a city street, surrounded by other people in casual clothing, with parked cars and colorful storefronts visible in the background amid an urban scene with smoke or steam rising

Don't Catch You Slippin' Now

A taillight and ten bullets in America

Jan 31, 2026 6 min
Person in olive jacket sitting alone on weathered wooden bench facing tranquil lake at sunset, with peach and blue clouds reflected in still water and dark forested shoreline in distance

Almost Nothing Is Your Problem

Why you can finally stop working the room

Jan 28, 2026 8 min
A musician with shoulder-length hair sits on a wooden stool in a warm-toned recording studio, holding an acoustic guitar, facing a black Bechstein grand piano with its lid raised, while producers watch from a lit control room window above

The Plans They Made

On who decides when your reality changes

Jan 28, 2026 5 min
A grainy film photograph taken from inside a dark room, looking out

Two Nostalgias & What They Make of Us

The difference between grief & grievance

Jan 17, 2026 6 min

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2025 3 essays
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Y2K 25 Years Later: The Doomsday That Never Came

Mar 1, 2025 · 5 min min
Pop art illustration of a metallic robotic hand and human hand in a business suit high-fiving against a split blue and yellow background with halftone dot patterns and radiating motion lines

Stop Overthinking AI for Content

Feb 16, 2025 · 4 min min
Screenshot of AuthentiScan AI detection interface showing the preamble to the U.S. Constitution with phrases highlighted in orange and red, alongside a circular gauge displaying 96% confidence that the text is AI-generated

AI Detectors are a Scam

Feb 13, 2025 · 3 min min